Wednesday 18 April 2012

Happy HUMP Day!

Jacking off,  jerkin' the gherkin, wanking, choking the chicken, shaking hands with John Thomas.... So many names for male masturbation. You'd almost think that women don't masturbate?
Oh yes, we certainly do! In some cases - that's the only time women get some real satisfaction.

Before I go any further, I'd like to say that I am an entertainer. I am not a doctor. I occasionally pretend to be a nurse... You get the point.

It has come to my attention that there is a lot of information out there on the web in regards to masturbation but not nearly as much in regards to women and some of the stuff regarding women is not even correct.
Being in porn, I tend to receive a lot of questions regarding sex. I'm extremely flattered that people would think that much of me to ask! For two reasons a) That I may actually know the answers to their questions and b) That they would feel that comfortable to ask me.
I guess I take for granted that I had the good fortune of listening to such amazing people like Dr. Ruth and Dr. Sue on the radio while I was growing up. 
So here it goes

Female Masturbation

Google this and you'll find a lot of porn! ;D
However, porn doesn't equal the whole truth or complete reality. Porn is an adult entertainment that usually shows the most erotic (for the viewer) method for "getting off". That is typically playing with the clitoris or vaginally stimulating ones gspot with a vibrator. Don't get me wrong, that can totally do the trick ;)
I guess the truth is, you can "see" more this way and therefore it is more satisfying to watch.
I'd like to shine the light on "Humping" today!
Most woman get a lot of stimulation without even removing their clothes. There is a perfectly effective method of "dry humping". I love how this is joked about in movies and tv shows lately!
It seems this is some sort of dirty little secret. Women tend to feel dirty, perverted and undignified in regards to this because no one seems to tell them it's okay. Take a look at this link: http://ehealthforum.com/health/topic116438_40.html
These are random women explaining their own experience(s).

So, depending on who you are, reading this you may want to make your wife, girlfriend, fiance or "special friend" feel more comfortable about this.
One thing you could try is duplicating this action. While getting into some serious kissing\make out session, offer a leg. (I know it sounds funny). Preferably with clothes on. Maybe even GENTLY encourage her to grind by holding her ass (if she's on top) and pulling her close.  She may not be into it or she might just LOVE it.  You'll never know for sure unless you're open to it.
*Warning! This is a sensitive subject.  It's extremely personal and private for most women. I'd suggest not accusing her of being a "humper". Common sense, people!! ;D

Now, if you're a woman reading this and you do enjoy it, hump without fear, worry, anxiety because there is nothing wrong with it and it feels fucking good!




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