The Shocker

When was the first time you saw "the shocker"? For me, I think it was about 6, maybe 7 years ago. Then, it sort of died down and disappeared (or so I thought).
I was driving up Hwy 400 a couple weeks ago and "the shocker" (in a very bright, lime green colour) caught my eye. I was driving by myself but I was still compelled to say aloud "who advertises this on their car"?
No judgement. I love that we have our freedoms to do this sort of thing. I ask this, not with negativity. Rather with curiosity and wonder. I also pondered "does this guy have anal eroticism fantasies or does he just think the symbol looks really bad ass?? My real hunch is the latter. So I started asking around.
One very nice young lady (Cute as a button, slightly wild, 20 yr old, college student/cutie pie, in a committed relationship) thinks the hand gesture is pretty funny and told me how her boyfriend has the shocker on his vehicle. So, I had to ask! Is this something he likes doing? I secretly was hoping she was going to say yes because (let me tell you) I was dying to ask if he also does it exactly like the hand gesture and if so, does he get a hand cramp! Her answer was very interesting! "No" she said. "He doesn't really like that sort of thing".
Fascinating! Don't you think?
That said, "the shocker" (impractical in form) does convey some truth. It's just more practical to use a cock in the va jay jay and a finger in the ass (or sex toy). *With permission and blessings by the receiver, of course!
If you are reading this post and finding it a bit of a strange topic, you are not alone. I wasn't sure if it was blog worthy. Then I found out there's a whole BOOK dedicated to the urban legend! In the 2011 book "The Shocker Two in the pink, one in the stink" by a Mr. Chad Brody, many different rhymes for the hand gesture are suggested. Here are some of my favourites:

Two in the Humper, One in the Dumper
Two in the Classy, One in the Gassy
Two in the Dame, One in the Shame
Two in the Blood, One in the Mud
Two in the Party, One in the Farty

So I say, what the hell! Wear your Shocker T-shirts with pride and drive that hand gesture around on your car or truck. If you like it and it makes you happy, chances are you're probably putting a smile on someone elses face each time you're out and about!

"The Shocker" by the rocker novelty band called "Steel Panther".